Why the Moon Changes Shape - A Pourquoi Story

Long ago when the world was out of human touch, there was Marcus the moon. He had holes like Spongebob and was berserk, he also acted like a god.

But Marcus was a violent and an ebony moon.  He brawled and killed stars for no particular reason and you could hear him laughing “ Die!” Just because he was huge...

When the stars had enough of a beating and a difficult life, they begged to Dylan, the sun,
the leader of the Stars. Triple star screamed with his tiny voice, “Defeat The Moon, he kills and tortures us badly!” The Sun spoke aloud. “Ok! He’s a bad person anyway. ”

The Sun waited and waited until The Moon awoke.
“Ahhh” yawned Marcus, “Time for beating the stars up an...”
“No you shall not!” yelled Dylan, “I will burn a piece of you off until it grows with my laser vision because of your murderous crimes against the stars” Dylan screamed.

* “No! You will never obtain my powers! ” The moon shrieked
The sun burned him until he looked like a banana
“Now will you listen? “ The sun questioned.
“Never! “
Dylan burned him into space dust until only his eyes and mouth remained.
“Ok ok! “ The moon squealed.
“Hahahaha!” Dylan laughed.

And that is why the Moon changes shape.